Hey there you's uh, welcome to the showtime for another rip, roaring ass, jiggling episode of expert weekly with your boy uncle spurt up in here, oh buggering Christ, that was absolutely awful. I take a holiday. I've got two weeks to think of a decent intro for this bloody show and that's the best I can come up with yeah, just for all the credits whatever to expert weekly. So welcome back to tech, expert weekly, apologies again for taking a wee break last week. Of course, I realized immediately my mistake in doing this because I should have taken this week off instead because it was the start of WWF c, more apple shenanigans, my favorite, so yeah Timmy and the gang dribbled out an almighty puddle of new iOS 15 features. As expected, lots of the chatter was dedicated to FaceTime, which is getting all of those upgrades that would have been really useful about 15 months ago when everything went into lockdown rather than right now, when most people would rather pull petrol all over their genitals and strike a match rather than spend one more bloody.
Second, on a god, ass video chat, app with iOS 15 you'll, be able to schedule, calls blur the background share, video clips and all the stuff we've been doing now on Zoom and teams for over a year and, of course, I'm desperately trying to forget about with extended sessions down the local boozer. That said, one bit that did get me all hot under the collar was news of that god awful notification system being completely overhauled. That's one of my major grumbles with iOS and the new system looks a lot smarter with proper notifications grouping and prioritization, and the new maps design also looks pretty snazzy, but also simple enough to hopefully not murder. Your data allowance, when you're out and about overall honorific stuff apple, also announced iPadOS 15 with fresh new features like split screen multitasking. I seriously well that wasn't already a thing.
Bloody crap and Tim and co also revealed details on watch OS and iCloud and all kinds of other bits, but I probably need to stop talking about apple now, because I feel that my kidneys are about to explode with excitement and also this week, OnePlus launched a fresh new budget-friendly blower as well the OnePlus word ce5g, where the CE stands for core edition, because it basically keeps all the core elements from the original OnePlus 0, which made it so bloody, lovely strips out some of the stuff that is kind of fluff on the side not entirely necessary, but also adds in a couple of bonus bits as well. This is the thinnest skinniest OnePlus device since the 6t, the OnePlus has brought back that 3.5 mil headphone jack. Despite the skinny frame, huzzah you've got a 6.43-inch AMOLED screen, but a 90 hertz action again. You've still got that TFT 5g support as well, thanks to the snapdragon 750g chipset, backed by up to 12 gigs of ram kind of mental for a budget form, but whatever OnePlus has also found room in that size, 0 frames for a 4 500 William battery with warp charge, 30t plus support that should give you about 70 charge in half an hour and then finally, for the optics. You've got 64 meg primary sensors, 8 megapixels, ultrawide shooter and a 2 megapixel mono effort to round up that triple lens setup.
Now the OnePlus word CE 5g launch happened on Thursday, unfortunately shoot this video before the launch actually happened. So I don't know the UK price right now at this very time, but when the video goes live, I will know it, so I'll. Try and remember to add it to the description. But frankly I'll probably forget. So you probably best off not even look at the description.
Just google, it that's the kind of top draw classy service. I always like to provide right here on textbook weekly. If I really should just start doing that for all my news stories to be perfectly honest, hey apple some this week, you want to know more well, here's a good website you might enjoy and could frankly just whittle out all the tech, guff and uh get it to us. Just a nice lean selection of end-to-end knob gags, but in the infamous words of charlie Manson, that's not all because, on Tuesday Sony unveiled its sexy new wf-1000xm4 wireless earbuds, just 250 bob back to an impressive eight hours of battery life. You've also got redesigned six mil drivers, upgraded active noise cancellation, which already pretty damn good in the previous generation, so interested to see how that is actually improved, and what Sony reckons as well is you'll, be able to get full fat high-res audio over that wireless connection.
So again be very intrigued to test that one and, of course it's thanks to the uh, clever, DAC tech that Sony always packs inside its headphones and its uh smartphones and everything as well speaking of Sony ta-da, and despite all of that clever shenanigans, the wf-1000xm4s are also smaller and lighter. And frankly, I want them inside me inside my ears, that is nothing pervy, but of course the name does still suck massive amounts of sausage come on sonny, please sort it out. It's all WF wire free. I always got mixed up with WH wireless headphones, and you know the whole mark iii mark iv. What mark whips just call them sauna, earbuds job done, but any who, that's about all the tech news that can be bothered with this week, which regrettably means it's time for the part of the show, that's about as enjoyable as a hand shandy from Freddy Krueger.
It's view a comment, way fewer comments, okay, so the first comment of the week comes from uh. Oh god, that's a great one. To start with, I already sound like a who can't say things um, but anyway, however, you pronounce your name, apologies for completely more than that uh says: hey man, you always make great reviews. I got myself a Xiaomi Redmi Note 10 pro because of you, oh great hope, you're enjoying it very much. I do really like the poster one of the best budget, smartphones of 2021, so good choice, and it continues as well.
Furthermore, I was going to ask as a fellow anime fan, where do you get all your cool anime wallpapers I've had this comment again a few times this week. Furthermore, I tend to get it every week, so caribou says Mr tech. Please bless us with the name of the place where you get your wallpapers and then there's like a crying emoji. It's okay, buddy! You don't have to cry. I am gonna.
Tell you don't worry! It's a website called wall, dot, alphacoders. com, absolutely jam-packed with nerdy anime, wallpapers! Absolutely love it! No matter what kind of stuff you're into generally they've got at least a few good HD papers on there. I really do need to put out a video just like where does textbook get his wallpapers, and it's just me sat in a chair gun world, recorders. com job done and next up Gordon says: I've been watching these on my honor 8x that I decided on from your recombine videos from back in the day, classics: yeah yeah, I'm really hoping uh. Now that honor has broken up with Huawei, so to speak, that they'll really be able to make a good comeback here in the UK start launching lots of great budget friendly smartphones.
Again now, don't have the know the Google blacklist three on top of them anymore, uh next up Andy, says tech. Spurts kinda reminds me of harry hill's TV burp, yes, uh kind of classic show from back in the day another bold bugger he should have probably given the sauce a bit of a rest. That is assuming that he was actually just drunk all the time and not just a complete mentalist. Next up Isaac says: god bless you, man, school hasn't taught me anything, but from you, I've learned a lot, that's kind of worrying uh I mean I've got to admit. I do worry about the youth of uh of today, like, after all, these school clauses and everything and my daughter, I've been a sole teacher for like most of the last year and a bit, that's probably knocked her IQ down into single digits.
All I'd say is: don't rely on YouTube bell ends like me as like your primary source of knowledge on anything in particular, really because the only qualification you need to run a YouTube channel is to own a camera or know somebody else who owns a camera. That's basically it next up. Jedi polar bear says deep, fried pizza is from Glasgow good old Glasgow. Many good things have come out of Glasgow, most of them food and drink related, of course, as well as the deep-fried Mars bar, which oh yeah, no, thanks. The chippy in the train station is the bomb for that Neptune's.
I think it's called and also fosters in disturb will deep-fry anything. You want every Tuesday, I suppose that'd be quite good. If you've, you know, you've hit the local boozer, pretty hard. You've spent pretty much all your cash. You know.
Furthermore, you've got the munchies at the end of the night you're reaching your pocket. Furthermore, you've got 40p left just head to the nearest air road scrape up whatever you've got lying there, take it along to this disturb place, but a deep-fried badger on toast job done. Prometheus said, love that Xperia update made very informative, uh yeah I apologize about it, I'm hoping to actually uh do a proper one, really really really freaking soon, especially now that the Xperia 10 mark iii has hit expert towers for review. I've got more comments on the subject as well. Sean says uh rather astutely, that Sony should be called Sloan, um yeah I mean the problem is that they, you know, announce their phones so far in advance every year, and then it's always months until they actually bloody emerge.
I just wish they'd, you know they just hold on hold their horses. Yes, clearly never going to happen. Is it uh anyway? Next up, uh Reno says hey Chris how's it going mate, um yeah very well. Thank you, sir. I hope you're having a most pleasant day.
Also, uh it continues. Are you looking forward to cobra Kai season? Four um yeah? No, I definitely am. I wasn't a massive fan of season. Three really enjoyed the first two thought. The third one started to lose a little.
I think they're relying a little too hard on bringing back characters from previous seasons. Apparently e4 is gonna, bring back this slick head body from karate kid three I mean what's actually next. Are they going to dig up pat Morita's skeleton and then work him like a marionette like? Oh, Mr Miami, brought back from the dead by a sinister resurrection. Spell and boy is he pissed, I think so. Christopher says I watched robocop at the tender age of six one of the old-time greats yeah.
I don't think I was quite as young as six uh, but I was definitely far too young to watch that bloody film, a Jed bullet replies. Can you fly bobby he's such a good, such a good movie and like one of the all-time greats, and it really does hit at every age level as well, because when you're, you know when you're a kid you're, the envy of all your schoolmates, because you know you can describe all the really gruesome gory bits in explicit detail, make them all jealous that they haven't seen it and then, when you're a bit older, you can watch it again and really appreciate all the satire and all the stuff that just completely flew over your head? When you were lounging and just enjoying all the ridiculous ultra violence and the hilarious curse and yeah, none of us back in there could believe just how violent that film was, and we were just watching the crappy theatrical cut on VHS as well. It wasn't until I think, maybe a decade or so later I saw like the director's extended uncut version, uh, where I mean Jesus, they don't just kill Murphy in that version they turn him into a frigging man, patty there's just like there's. Nobody even left he's just red dust floating in the air and um that scene with ed 209, where he blows away that guy in the office as well. It's like a couple of seconds or whatever in the cut version in the uncut version.
It goes on for like half the freaking movie anyway enough chat about uh robocop. Let's get moving on, because time is uh very much a ticking uh Jed bullet uh once again says you had me at skinny jeans, then you promised bubble tea. OMG, please behave sir next up john Paul graham says: have you done a comparison, video for the OnePlus 9 and the OnePlus 9 pro? You know what sir I only bloody well have done I'll, try and remember to stick one of those link card things here above my shiny skull uh. But you know I've usually had a skin fall when I edit these videos, so Christ even knows what if, if anything, I'll actually end up slapping there, next up channel GMC says: have you not heard of a naked attraction? I thought you would have been involved in the pilot episode. Um I mean I've actually had ideas for dating shows that I think, are a lot more realistic.
I mean first, definitely get rid of the glossy shiny studio. What you want is a sort of dingy nightclub, setup, sweat dripping down the walls, sticky floors 16-year-old, tossers milling around drinking Heineken in their Ben Sherman shirts. Then you basically get a couple of contestants fill them with alcohol. Push them out in the middle of all of that and then for the first round could be just blaring r b music over the massive crackly speakers and then uh at the end of the round. Just take the guy's side, and it's like: did you actually manage to work out? What her name was? You know between the music and the booze uh, you know good freaking luck, and you know the stages could get harder and harder.
You could throw in a disapproving friend who comes back from the bar stands. Furthermore, you know inches away from you, throwing you hack disapproving lux and to further ramp up the difficulty. There could be an obligatory shot of apple sours between each round as well. I got a admit it's a bit of a work in progress, not quite sure if it's there yet hopefully like channel five. Will commission it ah bugging me: we've got an actual tech question, uh Ruben says: are we going to get the Redmi Note 10 pro 5g uh, very good question? I was kind of good that the 5g model was basically just a crapper version of even the standard Redmi Note 10 uh, but with the 5g added bit of a shame um.
So you all make some serious compromises. If you want that 5g action, which shouldn't be the case, there should definitely be a pro 5g which maybe just bumps up the chipset to like a 750 g, similar to what you got on the uh, the OnePlus nor duh ce5g um, but yeah. Only time will tell unfortunately uh next up. Aston says promise Neverland season two is apparently um. Oh, bugger! That's sorry because I really like the first one.
I was looking forward to the second one I guess yeah, I suppose like. Where would they really take it now? Uh there's? Actually, I won't see any more because if anyone hasn't watched the first season but um yeah bum, not that they're on like at least two dozen anime shows that I've still got on my watch list that I haven't even begun to uh to watch it so yeah, it's probably just as well and then apparently uh the cowboy bebop Netflix season is going to be uh emerging at some point this year as well. So I'm kind of not entirely sure whether I'm looking forward to that because the cot I mean the anime version was just classic man. It's just perfect, so not really sure why they need to redo it in real life. Next up Lego pieces says a Lego, dots wristbands Chris you're, the man yeah.
I don't actually have it on this wheel, there's a little gift for my daughter. I thought I'd make a change from just having lots of bloody fitness trackers slapped. All over my arms, uh dazzle says uh Freddy from Roger and Freddie just died bad times. Oh, man that has genuinely gone. He could have been that old either you wouldn't have thought um.
I feel like we should have some sort of um, Freddy obituary here on textbook weekly to honor the lad Freddie from rod, gin and Freddie. You were a quintessential part of all of our childhoods, hang on which one actually was Freddy, was either Blondie or the other one anyway, whichever one you were, we loved you dearly Freddie or although we were super jealous, because you got a snuggle up to gin in that big filthy love, bed and that made all thingies go all strange and tingly, and we weren't really sure why rest in peace, uh Freddie, you will always go down as a bit of a childhood legend. Next up David says: euro trash is mint mate Eddie, wally, Wei Victoria, Silva, ding dong, yeah, I'd agree with all of that. I'm going to have to uh pretty wrap it pretty soon, because it's uh, it's really starting to crack on now um, so on tube review says harvest on street orphans organs. Even if it's a joke, it's not funny.
Even if it's a joke, you think I actually recommend, murdering pantless children and then surgically removing their body parts and selling them to a black organ donor, just to afford a piece of technology. You got me on the not funny part, though uh yeah no come back for that one uh next up parental, says: harvest on street orphans organs. Even if it's a joke, it's not funny! Hang on! That's like a hundred percent. What the other guy said you so outraged. You couldn't even type a comment you just have to copy and paste the other dude's response.
Okay, just in case some people are taking me far too seriously here, I'm 100 not advocating orphan killing all right on that subject, I'm completely neutral, which brings us neatly to the end of this shower of uh. Thank you again to everyone who commented uh not last week the week before last week, in fact, uh and yeah. I apologize. If you didn't manage to get your comments. Please do leave your comments down below we'll, try and smash through as many of those as possible next week, hip-hop speaking of next week, what we got going on well, one plus shenanigans, potentially on Monday morning, at 8 00 a.
m. To kick us off uh. What better way to start the week it's definitely tune in then I should hopefully be bringing you a full review of the Sony, Xperia 10 mark iii and fingers crossed, maybe eventually, finally, getting in the Xperia one mock three in the Xperia 5 mark iii as well, and also this week I shot my longest video. I think that I've ever done here on tech spurt it comes in at a whopping like 22 minutes uh, and it is Motorola based. I won't say any more than that.
Furthermore, I don't want to spoil the surprise, but yeah any modular fan should definitely come back next week and check out that video, it's uh, it's its! It's an almighty, epic, we're talking Lord of the Rings on crack here and of course, next week, uh next Friday at noon, join me as ever. Please do here for a good bit of textbook weekly action where maybe I'll have come up with a decent intro who knows, but in the meantime, have yourselves a corker of a weekend. Thank you very much for joining me. Love. You guys bye! So.
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